Snakes on a Plane!

Dear America,

Are you kidding me?!?!? I mean honestly, freakin' Snakes On a Plane. Who on earth would make a motion picture about snakes on an airplane? I mean, it's not even a feasible idea. And then, someone had the brilliant idea to put Samuel L. Jackson in the movie. Fools will go and waste money on the movie just because he's in it. America, please stop and think how terrible this movie will be before you head to the theater! Stop making commercials hyping up the movie and talking about how excited you are to see it and that you won't be happy until you've seen Snakes On a Plane. C'mon...Snakes On a Plane?!?!

Sincerely,

A Normal Person