Shawn, Shaun, Sean or Shaun???

Dear Shaun Alexander,

I hate to burst your bubble, but you are NOT better than every other American on the face of this Earth. Stop whining about your job. I mean come on! You get to play football for your career. Just because Clinton Portis got hurt in preseason, it doesn't give you a free pass to complain about preseason and try and convince America that you shouldn't have to play until the regular season. It's football! If you don't practice football with your team, how on earth are you going to win??? Also, how much do you get paid??? If I'm correct, it's millions! MILLIONS of dollars! Stop whining and play some football. Unless of course, you'd rather give up your luxurious lifestyle and trade places with me...I didn't think so!

Sincerely,

Angered Football Fan