Stupid Baltimore Sun

Dear Baltimore Sun,

You suck. How freakin hard is it to deliver my paper. I have called your crappy offices at least 4 times in the last 2 months because of retarded billing. You contantly send me bills for differeing amounts of money, and then when I call you say "oh...well...we can give you this offer, and the rate will be ..." and then they promise ANOTHER bill. Well...Baltimore Sun. I will call you yet again, and get agrivated. There had better be a good excuse as to why I didn't get my paper. You suck.

Drew