That Person!

Dear One Person in Every College Class,

Why must you be so annoying and stupid? Why do you have to be the only one that wants to participate in class discussions making us stay later than we really need to? Why must you also be the dumbest person in the entire class?

I despise all your unnecessary questions that any common person could answer on their own. I hate the fact that the professor even entertains your existence and answers your lame questions. Then you have the nerve to argue with the professor when you know he's never going to agree with you. You waste my time and I loathe you. If you're not intelligent enough to be in college, then please drop out. For my sake!

Passionately,

Jenn