Proper Makeup Use

Dear Teenage Girl (codename: Cave Eyes),

Not that I'm one to really comment on proper makeup useage, but here goes anyways. Recently while attending an Orioles game, my and friends were lucky enough to experience the game from behind a wall of senior high school students. I must say, this is a "special" experience in itself.

But getting more to the point here - there was one girl there in particular that sparked quite a conversation amongst me and my friends. This girl in particular didn't exactly have the best facial features as it was, and from what I could observe, she poorly choose to accent features that would have been better left forgotten. The most prominent of which was here eyes. I know people have the facial feature where their eyes look kidna sunken in, and as a woman I believe that there are certain kinds of makeup that you could use (i guess by kinds i mean colors) to make them look better.

Nope! Not this girl. She choose to put on dark blue whatever under and around here eyes, only helping to make them look more cavelike. Then on top of that she had what me and friends like to affectionately call a "rats nest" on her head. For those who are unaware, a rat's nest is a hair-do in which a woman takes her hair and either a. does nothing to it, no brushing, no nothing, so that it looks like a tangled mess; b. puts it into a ball like mess that looks like an absolute mess, i.e a rats nest. Our friendly cave eye girl also suffered from this poor fashion choice.

Signed,

Drew